I was holding off on washing it because I couldn't understand why anyone would bother when they get dirty again almost immediately. But I was shamed into it when a middle aged man in his sparkling Audi sent me despairing looks of pity when I tried to Lysol the dash while stopped at a red light. I was embarrassed so I vowed to wash my car at the next available moment.
Today I learned the error of my ways and that nothing comes of vanity. I also learned why people don't wash their cars in winter. Yes, they get dirty again in a matter of days. But more than that, locks freeze shut. I spent a good five minutes staring at my trunk today trying to figure out what physical transformation could have happened to my key to make it not work. I tried 3 different locks to no avail before I finally grasped that the "suped-up" ultimate wax and wash which I had splurged on to make my car look prettier had frozen my locks shut.
Here's hoping they melt and I make it to work tomorrow...
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