Home video accidently premieres on MTV

I can't resist the hype around Britney Spears. I tried but it's just too fantastic. I mean I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. If a few years ago, maybe during her "Toxic" phase, you had told me she'd get married to K-Fed, have a couple of kids and then spiral down into a head-shaving, no-panty or seatbelt wearing hole, I would never have believed you. And even despite knowing all of this I still think maybe, maybe she'll pull her act together and make her big comeback.

And then this comes out.

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After watching it, I'm left with a few thoughts:

1. Was a big-studio budget used at all for this or did they just find this tape in her closet? Cause quite frankly I think it's a home video or her audition tape for her next job.
2. Britney with tats and a leather jacket? Classy classy look.
3. What I think I like the most about this new video is how she's embracing her white trash side. She's moved completely from alluding to being a stripper in her videos to just full out going there.

I can't believe the jacket comes right off. Or rather, I can and that's why I love Britney Spears.

It's Britney bitch.

Oh Zac Effron.

Having been unemployed this summer, I spent a lot of time hanging out with my younger cousins (2 girls, ages 14 and 10). Which basically means I spent countless hours a day watching the Family Channel.

Which basically means I can sing all the songs to High School Musical, and High School Musical 2. And Hairspray but that's beside the point.

Suffice to say I think the following is hilarious. That or I've just been without the internet for so long that I have no sense of reality. It's really a toss up either way.