No rats in Alberta

Here is a list of things that Alberta lacks:

1. Maple trees. Maple leaves. Probably Maple Leafs too. The leaves are changing here already and they are all turning yellow. Typical.
2. Blue jays. I am beginning to see a pattern. Maybe Alberta really does hate Toronto.
3. A helmet law. You can bike without wearing one if you are over 16.
4. Apparently any education on the fact that multiculturalism is already an official policy in Canada, and no it isn't just some crazy thing those "leftists" cooked up.
5. Regulated liquor stores. Which means the ones here can be open as late as 2 am. Awesome.
6. Tim Horton's drive-throughs. Ok there are a couple but they are few and far between.
7. Rats. There are no rats in Alberta. Apparently they even have a special "Rat Patrol" to make sure of this.
8. A decent recycling program.
9. Moisture. My skin is like leather.
10. A chance in hell of voting Harper out of office. Seriously.

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