Sunday, January 14, 2007

Metaphors abound...

I know I'm a cliche. In fact I cling to that knowledge with hope because it means I'm not the first person to slide down the slippery slopes of crazy. However the actual cliche that I am elludes me; take last night for example...
I sat at home, watching movies by myself and eating Betty Crocker icing straight out of the tub (french vanilla flavoured). Classy I know and it would make you think that I'm well on my way to becoming "that old cat lady." But compare that with what I ate for supper: deep fried chicken and beer. No vegetables. No side dishes. Just straight up chicken. Apparently I'm a middle-aged man.

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

I've drank over 5 cups of coffee in the last 4 hours.

I'm a lunatic on a caffine fix.

What is the world coming to? No wonder we're single.

Much love from the NIsh
Katho