I decided that my previous post needed an amendment. Bad outfits are not limited to the male sex but manage to transcend gender lines. The following are my top five dislikes of current female fashion trends:
1. The giant belt over the shirt. If it isn't holding up pants, you don't need to wear it. It's not 1985 and you are not Madonna. In fact if you are wearing this, you probably weren't even alive in 1985.
2. Leggings. They are not pants. Don't treat them as such. They are spandex in disguise.
3. Any t-shirt with some kind of sexual innueno that a monkey wouldn't find funny.
4. Skinny leg jeans. I'll admit flared pants are no longer cool, but a nice boot cut will suffice. Tapered pants make your bum look fat and if your boyfriend tells you otherwise, he's lying. Unless you are 90 pounds you cannot pull this off and if you are, then you need to eat something.
5. I hate leggings so much I have to put them in again. But this time I'm upgrading to the ones with lace on the bottom. These were cool when I was in grade 3.
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Farking Leggings! They were hip when I was 8. I had a great pair that were purple with flowers. They were always and ONLY worn with a matching purple t-shirt. It was cool. I was 75 pounds (or there abouts).
If I stepped out of the house now in leggings I would expect to be struck dead instantly by a stray lightening bolt.
Seriously!
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